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Brandy

What a fine girl, what a good wife she would be.

But my life, my lover, my lady, is the sea.
Yeah, Brandy used to watch his eyes
When he told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean fall and rise
She saw its ragin' glory
But he had always told the truth, Lord, he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand!
(Doo, doo, doo, do do do!)
by Anony. Res November 24, 2023
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Brandy girl

She’s 16, rocking Glossier balm dot com in birthday cake. She’s funny, popular, and probably a cheerleader. May be seen wearing Doc martens, Blonde, breathtakingly beautiful , skinny, angel on earth, laid back; she gets everything she wants, and she’s in her own lane ♡

(Brandy girls may have a bad rep for being rude and “fatphobic”, but she’s the kindest person around !)
“Wow, she’s so gorgeous!”

I know right? See that 14 on her shirt? I think she’s a Brandy Girl!!”
by Dollie (*^_^*) May 27, 2024
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Brandy

A fine girl, fine girl, what a good wife she would be. She walks through a silent town. Or so the hit song in US of 1972 goes.
"Sailors say Brandy, you're a fine girl, fine girl."
by ESSJAY June 27, 2024
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Brandywine Slider

The act of cumming on the inner ass cheeks using the now wet ass to slide the phallus in the inner cheeks effectively hot dogging it while inserting the phallus into the anus at a near 90 degree angle
I gave my girl a Brandywine Slider last night and she couldn’t get enough
by Dead Human collection February 17, 2025
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Brandy (slabhead)

Square headed individual (who looks uncannily like herobrine from minecraft)
Biggest poser to grace the planet. Fond of molesting Lorcan the lavished one.
Higher up the food chain there is one named Brendan The GIMP WHO STANDS ABOVE ALL.
You can find him guarding 32 spern view (THE AZTEC ICE CREAM GOD CISSIES BURIAL PLACE)
Brandy (slabhead) can normally be found following a big blubber whale (CB).
by MIssyChocolateCarpet June 27, 2025
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Japanese brandy snap

When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face
That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps
by Colin Warnock January 2, 2012
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Gremlin Brandybuck

Lady midget giving blow job and bites down when you are about to finish. While reading a book.
"My dick still hurts from that Gremlin Brandybuck."
by The Beard January 5, 2015
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