Barking Turtle

noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.

I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.

by MRia October 24, 2013

Barking in the wrong hole

When you scream into your girlfriends ass hole ass loud as possible

Marsha broke up with Deral because he barked in the wrong hole

"you hear that Marsha broke up with Deral?"

"Yeah i heard he was Barking in the wrong hole"

by Mr.Daberooni July 26, 2018

Retro barking

Barking out orders after the fact.

You can bark all you want...I'm retro barking...I received no such benefits on my bday last week so u gonna 'go shawty' for me....okay?

by Puma Lisa March 25, 2010

Bovarian Barking Spider

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.

Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!

by Short Fat Hung Ginger September 26, 2012

Chase the barking spider

In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.

Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.

Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.

by MicAng August 12, 2012

barking spider

Fart ... also known as "barking wall spider"

Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider

by big lund July 17, 2003

Bjarni

A retarded person.

"hi, are you apple the sticky, fquist, yes don`t ban me, jessie smith is king of wackers!!! Lol, but buy me, he won`t as long as I'm not in charge like FQuist says I can't be! :-#

it`s illegal! STFU! were all alone, you comes with me! :-D

by [GpW]NinjA November 7, 2003