Chris Batten

The bassist/backing vocals of Enter Shikari and a complete sex bomb. Probably spends his spare time shagging Rou Reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. "Is this a three-way? It can't be done!" "Go do some fuckin' work Keef."

Friend: Chris Batten touched me.
Me: *dies*
Enter Shikari Batty C Rob Rolfe Rou Reynolds Roughton Reynolds god

by Privatecocky July 9, 2016

Pearl Bitter

She is best friends with Regina the drug pusher, she likes to slide into them DM's and still your man. Also she can be super slutty at times it is however blinded by her whoreish beauty. She also probably has a secret nude business. However she is terribly obsessed with minions especially minions named Bob.

"I saw that girl making out with a guy in Bob costume, oh she mussed be a pearl bitter."

by isthisthereallifeeee April 2, 2016

Joe Biten

Joe Biten is a nice president that bites a lot, though he is a punk ass weirdo. His brother is Joe Biden and they’ve both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people stopped electing him which is why he’s not famous anymore. No one talks about him anymore and the public doesn’t know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard in 2015. The only person that knows where he lives is Donald Trump, since he’s also a bastard. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full description of the story of all these people will be in the link below. (There’s no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!

Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That’s Joe BITEN. He bites a lot, don’t come up close to him, he’s like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he’ll have a meeting with lions that also bite. Isn’t it obvious they’re his close friends?

by anonymous April 27, 2022

E-Britten

An E-Britten is an E-boy or E-girl who acts like a kitten and is British.

Person 1: You are such an E-Britten
Person 2: WHAT?? NO???
Person 1: Your name is literally sanstwotwo

by Testeyment September 12, 2023

bittersweet

a love hate relationship
you love some part of it and hate some part of it

collage-you love the new place but hate not seeing your friends and family which is an example of bittersweet

by chebro October 16, 2008

Bittersweet

When something makes you SO happy, but makes you SO depressed.

I love how he holds me and says that he 'loves me' but when he fucks up, and breaks promises or says something shitty when seriously drunk. He's bitter, bittersweet.

by TheSadArtist September 17, 2017

ade batten

A better looking artist than Ralph Harris!!!

Look at that Neil Buchanan, he's a right fucking Ade Batten!!

by John Badboy Walton February 9, 2004