by c]:{ December 18, 2015
A person who is on the verge of being fat. Eating one more biscuit would literally make the person fat. Picture a fat person full as hell with the last thing on a his plate, a biscuit, in hand huffing and puffing knowing he shouldn't eat it, but damn well will. That is a biscuit away.
Person A: Have you seen Jay's sister lately? She was fine back in the day wasn't she?
Person B: Yeah she was, but Russel Glasgow say she a biscuit away now.
Person B: Yeah she was, but Russel Glasgow say she a biscuit away now.
by Kmachida April 03, 2007
n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.
Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.
Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.
1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’
2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’
2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’
by G-Dog April 06, 2005
Guy #1: Why'd you take me off your myspace? I'm gonna flip a biscuit!
Guy #2: Don't mess yourself, sweety.
Anjay: John said that Cartel and Fall Out Boy are gonna combine to form a super awesome band.
Ty Ty: If that happens I will flip fuckin a biscuit.
Guy #2: Don't mess yourself, sweety.
Anjay: John said that Cartel and Fall Out Boy are gonna combine to form a super awesome band.
Ty Ty: If that happens I will flip fuckin a biscuit.
by "The Icon" Tyclar October 20, 2007
by Smooches9162 January 03, 2014
by JØHNNNYY October 07, 2019
Dry ass bread that will choke u to death if u dont get water...Oh did i mention that kinappers who want ransom use this to gather more information???
Kinapper: Where's the monkey ate
Kyle: Im not gonna TELLL YOUUUUUUUU!!
Kinapper: I have no choice..
Kyle: ???
Kinapper: Ima shove this popeyes biscuit un ur throat...WITHOUT WATER
Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kyle: Im not gonna TELLL YOUUUUUUUU!!
Kinapper: I have no choice..
Kyle: ???
Kinapper: Ima shove this popeyes biscuit un ur throat...WITHOUT WATER
Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Scandinavian Viking October 17, 2021