Conveniently Bipolar

When the symptoms of an individual's bipolar disorder only seems to interfere in their life when it is to the afflicted person's benefit.

Bill is completely sane when asking friends to lend him money, but becomes conveniently bipolar when it's time to repay them.

by Magdalene St. Vitus January 15, 2009

top bipolar

Person in highest position of power, in government or business, whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of large number of people.

Typical of the entertainment industry and oil rich third world countries.

What´s the programming strategy for next season? Dunno... depends on our top bipolar executive.
Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly? Oh... they always manage to elect top bipolar presidents.

by rperazag May 4, 2010

Facebook Bipolar

Facebook users who seem like cool peeps in person, but get hostile and obsessive while on Facebook. The "facebook mood swings" between mania and depression can be very abrupt.

Facebook Posts:

Rachael Ray: I am perfect. Everyone should be like me!

Lindsay Lohan: I'm pretty cool too!

Rachael Ray: NO! You aren't me. Everything I say is right. If you disagree with me you are wrong.

Rachael Ray:I will now post a recipe for the perfect life, mine. ;) Hope this pisses you off!

Lindsay Lohan: I think you are Facebook bipolar!

Rachael Ray: What? I had a *winking smiley face* you can't get mad if I put a smiley face!

by ghettomomsrus August 10, 2010

COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)

a mental disorder marked by alternating periods of deep depression and extreme “I guess I’m okay”-ness while sheltering in place during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

Chris: Have you noticed anything different about Ross? He’s been really unpredictable and acting nat-shit crazy ever since the shelter-in-place order went into effect.

Naomi: Dood, he clearly suffers from COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)!

by pantaloonsareback April 16, 2020

sexually bipolar

A person who switches between fuckboy status and lover boy.

Have you seen Spencer, he’s so sexually bipolar.

by Thotly March 9, 2018

romantically bipolar

a person who lacks the ability to decide if they want to be in a relationship.

the bastard just can't decide if he wants to make this work or if he wants to bump uglies with every other girl he sees.

he's so fucking romantically bipolar.

by scissorbot January 6, 2008

alcohol bipolar

This refers to a person who is intoxicated. This person at first is happy and loves everyone then in the blink of a eye changes into a angry person. They start picking fights with everyone even the person they just told they loved.

No one wants to be around john because he's in one of his alcohol bipolar moods again.

by jimmybomm April 23, 2020