Justin Bieber Haircut

Originally used to describe a style of hair where it was a little too long and a little untamed it now has been hijacked by adults to describe any haircut which they do not like or feel does not looks good. Often this style, although considered unattractive and sloppy, by the majority of people, is found to be popular among young prepubescent girls and their overly dependent hormone fueled boy-toys.

Dad: "Nice justin bieber haircut son."
Son: " Yeah I know, I'm getting a hair cut today..."

by CMSG January 2, 2012

Justin Bieber hater

a person with common sense...unlike the definition above

Justin bieber haters unite

guy 1: justin bieber sucks

guy 2: i know lets make a dummy of him and set him a light

by junta kentae December 1, 2010

plastic bieber

A twitter troll who pretended to be an 11 year old girl named Jessica, who claimed to be in love with Justin Bieber. In her twitter account, she made fun of all of the One Direction boys, saying Zayn Malik is "a Muslim terrorist" and Niall Horan "has fake everything" etc. Claimed to be having sex with her "cute sixteen year old cousin". Her fans were called her "army of plastics" Her first account was suspended because of Louis Tomlinson, one of the One Direction members, in early August 2012. After she came back to twitter in mid-September 2012 she admitted that all of the things she said weren't true, and it was all meant to be a practical joke; she's not really eleven, and she doesn't really like Justin Bieber. Right before she left twitter, Justin Bieber sent her a direct message thanking her for ending it. Her account is still on twitter, but hasn't been used since September 2012, only there to prevent impostors from taking her username.

Go to google, search up "Plastic Bieber twitter" - After her account was suspended, and she came back this was all that was left.

plastic bieber: 'I don't care about school! I just want to make a sextape with @JustinBieber and grow up to be a famous princess like Paris Hilton.'
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plastic bieber: 'sometimes I make my cousin dress like Justin before we have sex. I make him wear purple hoodies and saggy jeans lol it gets me in the mood.'
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plastic bieber: 'When I found out Niall was actually born with brown hair, I self harmed. It was the most devastating news. Worse than my grandma's death.'
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plastic bieber: 'People have been trying to delete me since day one, but @Louis_Tomlinson slayed the dragon. He is officially the white prince of twitter. '
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plastic bieber: 'OMG this is the perfect ending! Goodbye everybody! Love you Justin!'
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justin bieber - direct message ~ 'thank u for doing the right thing and not carrying this on any longer :) #respect'

by ShowerofCuntsNH November 28, 2012

biew

The sound of lasers firing. Not to be confused with beew, which is specifically eye lasers, which arbitrarynickname is wont to use against others. Biew is properly used when doubled, and within asterisks, like so:
*biew biew*

<arbitrarynickname> BEEW
<Maus> no, *BIEW BIEW*
<arbitraynickname> >=(
<Maus> <3

by Maus of Newgrounds September 1, 2005

Bierism

To be that of pertaining to the root of Bier. Some people may have this as a last name but don't necessarily pertain to this group. Formal definition includes: Looking like a gigantic penis, hoping that your girlfriend aborts your child, not paying child support, and being an overall Wigger in the 1st Degree.

Matthew has accepted his new religion of Bierism.

by Zionbeliever February 27, 2009

Bielke Plan

An outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. If such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.

Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shizzle still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.

I was playing broomball at Zmans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.

by gladsmile February 25, 2010

Bieblets

Multiple Children of Justin Bieber. Their Names are Bob, Becca, Brooke, Brian, Bobby, Bethany, Brittany, Banana, Billy, Brenda, Brent, Ben, Brick, Brandon, and Pete.

Did you hear Justin Bieber is having Bieblets?

by Dinosaur Princess April 8, 2011