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" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "
" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "
by PenileSage February 7, 2010
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"Me and the lads are going to ride the Berlin Bicycle later, you in?" "No, I still can't taste anything but salt from the last time."
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Yeah she had bruises everywhere; must've been that dirty euro!
Yeah she had bruises everywhere; must've been that dirty euro!
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To perform a Berlin Handshake, two partners complete the act of mutual masturbation by pulling up and down on each others forearm, while each holds his own penis. The Berlin Handshake often involves using broken glass as a lubricant while listening to German heavy metal.
The benefit of the Berlin Handshake over a dutch rudder is that each partner can push the other through the pain to sweet, sweet release.
To perform a Berlin Handshake, two partners complete the act of mutual masturbation by pulling up and down on each others forearm, while each holds his own penis. The Berlin Handshake often involves using broken glass as a lubricant while listening to German heavy metal.
The benefit of the Berlin Handshake over a dutch rudder is that each partner can push the other through the pain to sweet, sweet release.
Shane and Sean decided they would rather give each other a Berlin Handshake then listen to one more minute of this lecture.
by cutepandafarts September 20, 2016
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That is a berlin.
That is a berlin.
by berlin retarded November 28, 2019
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I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...
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