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berlin wall

When you are losing an argument and need to derail the conversation, you suddenly bring up the Berlin Wall. The irrelevance throws the other person off, and you can twist their response to make it look like you won.
Example:
A heated argument is going on.
Person A: "Yeah but here’s the thing, the Berlin Wall."
Person B: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Person A: "Oh, so you hate people who want to reunite with their family?"
Person B: "No…"
Person A: "Exactly."
Victory.
by #1 Winner at everything #1 September 19, 2025
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Berlin Steam Roller

When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.
I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...
by Anaconda243 January 19, 2021
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Berlin Property Owners Association

A nonpartisan and entirely democratic association of property owners in Berlin, Connecticut, with a mission of controlling property taxes on properties located in its township.
by BPOA February 27, 2014
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Pisswetter in Berlin Brandenburg

Buchstäblich nur dafür da um Shantao und die anderen Brandenburger Fritteusentaucher zu nerven.
Jo kurze Frage was genau soll eigentlich dieses Pisswetter in Berlin Brandenburg?
by Phlossy May 25, 2020
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Berlin Handshake

Akin to a mutual dutch rudder or a dutch row boat
To perform a Berlin Handshake, two partners complete the act of mutual masturbation by pulling up and down on each others forearm, while each holds his own penis. The Berlin Handshake often involves using broken glass as a lubricant while listening to German heavy metal.

The benefit of the Berlin Handshake over a dutch rudder is that each partner can push the other through the pain to sweet, sweet release.
Shane and Sean decided they would rather give each other a Berlin Handshake then listen to one more minute of this lecture.
by cutepandafarts September 20, 2016
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berlin

She is abnormally stupid. Along with sniffing her computer to see if the battery was ''Fried''

That is a berlin.
guy: who's that

girl: that's a berlin
guy: shit run
by berlin retarded November 28, 2019
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