Beaned

The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.

I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.

by DoppelgangerAlpha June 4, 2016

Beaned

An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.

I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me

by yahoo456kia July 23, 2010

Beans

An objectively superior alternative to "tea"

Bro: Bro. did you hear the beans about Sally?
Bro 2: Bro? Spill the beans bro.

by H.P Lovecraft's Cat March 23, 2019

Beans

Cool

Originates from the term “cool beans”

Woman: wow you’re really good in bed

Man: beans

by TheOnlyIntellect April 24, 2020

Bean

When you smoke weed out of a bong

Do you want to come do some beans g slime

by Alex Hogg November 5, 2020

Bean

Teen

Nick is a bean now

by nykelouiswas_HERE February 21, 2019

beaned

a synonym for rammed ; tackled.

Yo my back hurts during PE Johnny beaned me.

by The Definition Of Finesse ; Me September 11, 2018