Skip to main content

Dirty Brady

Whenever you stick your balls in a ice cream cone and you make yo girl lick it
Yo she was a mega hoe, she gave me a dirty Brady last night
by Father Cell September 20, 2019
mugGet the Dirty Brady mug.

Bead on

Chronic sweating for no apparent reason - the beads roll down one's forhead like a waterfall. Discolouration of the armpit area on the shirt is a common occurence.
Ash: Mate, you got a bead on?
Henry: Mote, discolourage!!
Ash: Muh!
Henry: Mate, it's so bad, it feels like the Atlantic in here!
by Choirboy69 January 9, 2007
mugGet the Bead on mug.

Brady

i love mashed potatoes
“you must be a Brady
by FretNoodles508 December 13, 2018
mugGet the Brady mug.

anal beads

antonias best friend
by urnan4242 May 18, 2022
mugGet the anal beads mug.

Bead Curtains

Dried lumps of shit stuck to your anal beard.
Blimey love, you need to eat more fibre. Looks like a set of bead curtains down there
by freestyler72 April 25, 2011
mugGet the Bead Curtains mug.

anus beads

beads inserted into the anus..usually for pleasure..beads strands can range from 4feet to 25 feet long...used by lesbians and gay men...or people who would like beads inserted into their anus...one should take caution while using anus beads...remove them slowly not like starting a lawnmower...
by the great extender February 16, 2009
mugGet the anus beads mug.

Ranger Beads

Also called "pace beads," "SAS beads," and other names.
Beads put on a string that are held in place by friction, and can only be moved when slid up or down the string purposefully by the user.
These have been used for centuries, now they are used by militaries and mountaineers to judge the distance they have hiked.

*How to use*
You have two sections, an "upper" section with 6 beads, and a "lower" section with 7 beads.
You count roughly 60-70 paces, however many paces it takes for you to go 110 meters. Every 60-70 paces, drag a bead down from the lower section. Every lower bead represents 110 yards, or 1/16 of a mile, hiked.
Every upper bead represents 880 yards, or 1/2 a mile.
When you've brought down every lower bead and reach up to bring down the non-existent 8th bead, bring down an upper bead, and reset the lower beads. Start all this over.

You can judge distance hiked over a flat surface to about a 10% error ratio. Remember if you're hiking over hills or something it'll mess this up.
Look around, they're all over military surplus sights.
by oneeyedjack July 2, 2005
mugGet the Ranger Beads mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email