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A faggot retard whose friends laugh t him behind his back. He kisses guys he met off grinder and has his ex shove a dildo up his ass! He thinks he is smarter than everyone because he majored in physics but is actually just a smug loser who works a dead-end job

Eric: hey check out this new podcast! Its sooo bad!

Brock: I didnt think i could hate podcasts anymore than before, but now this Bart has one?

Reed: lets play a drinking game every time this Bart says something stupid!

Brock: Oh man, we're going to get hammed listening to this shit!

Eric: he said "a priori" again! Drink!!! This egotistical windbag doesn’t even know what "a priori" means? Such a badic philosophical concept.

Reed: Man this guy is such a Bart!

by SmackDaddy100 August 28, 2020

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The practice of baking art.

I Barted in class with clay.

by P1nkEy3 September 1, 2020

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absolute perfection

Jeez, he's bart!!!

by noyesjo September 21, 2020

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A chad. Made by God himself to come and cuck. He might flop but he can turn it around if he cares enough

Ayo Bart fucked my wife last night. It was cool tho

by WOO4PF October 21, 2020

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When you burp and fart at the same time.

Glen just barted. I could smell the beer he drank and the hot dog gas he passed.

by The Dirty David October 25, 2020

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A Stegosaurus from the late protozoïc era, long believed to be extinct. Adult specimens can grow to be up to three kilometers tall, and even youngsters break the 1.90m at a very young age. Something you wouldn't expect from such a large creature is it's voice. You would think it would have a low, deep tone similar to a baritone, but the actual pitch is quite high, sounding like a 6 year old child. Not a very threatening beast, since the most it can do is autistic screeching.

"Hey bart"

" WAAAAAAAAAH"

by XxXsnelle420jelle69XxX April 23, 2017

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