Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.

Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.

by Lee Kick March 24, 2021

Barber's Chair

When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.

Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.

by Ghost See March 4, 2022

Barber's Chair

She is as common as a barber's chair, in which a whole parish can sit to be be trimmed; said of a prostitute.

Time for me to go to the barber's chair it's been awhile, I might as well pay for it

by DJGrimm February 28, 2020

dirt barber

A very sophisticated and intelligent man who cleans to the dirt at school.
He has big versions of the little tools barbers use.
This is known as a dirt barber.

Ma, who is the dirt barber, he is handsome. How do I get one?

by sinrlifemattrs September 9, 2025

loklan barber

loklan is a nerd

“loklan barber is such a nerd”

by akanddbddisjdisksosiahabdhdjdi November 22, 2021

Barber

SoMeThInG yOu NeEd NoW

WoW yOu ReAlLy NeED tO cOnSuLt WiTh YoUr BaRbEr

by THELIFEADISER February 20, 2020

Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.

“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance”

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023