bagel bumping

the act of bumping your bagel with another bagel.

which can be translated to:
rubbing your vagina against another womans vagina

My girlfriend left me and i caught her bagel bumping with my mom!!

by Bushwack babe March 6, 2009

Bagel Sex

Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.

'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'

by Sparklestiltzkin November 3, 2007

Bagel Fuck

When you fuck a bagel

How was that bagel fuck last night man?

by PlasticPeople December 23, 2008

Air Bagel

another word for fart. it just sounds funnier

AAHHHH DUDE!!!! that air bagel had some stank on it!

dude when i was taking a crap i made some air bagels

by [[TEACH]] August 15, 2008

Tool Bagel

One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.

Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!

by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010

everything bagel

A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.

David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.

by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015

Bagel~dick

When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.

Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!

by Druusuuks November 6, 2017