Crush Attack

When your thinking about your crush for a long ass time. Like bro your stalking them, and your just fucking looking at their pictures and listening to their type of music. And your just sitting on your couch with a hoodie and think to yourself “damn he/she will never like me” and your heart is pounding. So yea that’s a ducking crush attack.

Jade: yo you good fam
Nathaly: nahh...brooo. I can’t stop thinking about this fuckinggg bitchhhhh. Ughhh.

Jade: damn bruh. Crush attacks suck
Nathaly: frrrrr

by Babygirlforlifemyguy April 16, 2019

Modulus of Attractivity

The collective average of the looks of all the women in a company. Also referred to as the Attractivity Index.

(Guy 1) “Have you seen the new hire in accounting, she is gorgeous”!
(Guy 2) “She raised the company’s Modulus of Attractivity at least 5 points”

by The RogueWave February 26, 2009

Peanut Butter attacks

when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.

Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies

by booty bumpa October 18, 2009

diamond back sneak attack

Making a Diamond shape with your hands in the doggie style position and then inserting your thumbs in your girls butt while having sex.

I gave her the diamond back sneak attack and and I held on as long as I could.

by Pacovalaco September 14, 2013

Bitch attractant

Any form of cologne that has a pleasant smell that draws and attracts females or persons of the opposite sex.

Since Jimmy went out and bought that expensive ass bitch attractant, he been gettin all the hoes.

Sean John came out with some new bitch attractant called Unforgivable. That shit smells good!

by DJFT January 8, 2009

Cass Attack

Doing a math problem that is meant to trick you in Mr. Cassidy's class

Here comes the Cass Attack

by ooofmaster69 April 1, 2020

Knife Eye Attack

A ninja technique where the ninja tapes knives in front his eyes and then strikes while bellowing out the name of the attack. Also a ghost wizard spell in which the ghost can make everything its victim sees look like it's made of knives if eye contact is made. The latter method of the knife eye attack is more effective, but less awesome.

KNIFE EYE ATTACK! KNIIIIIIFE EEEEEYYYYE ATTAAAACK!!!!

by Edward Mulligan December 9, 2009