Airplane Psychosis

a condition where a person enters a plane and enteres a strange "psychotic state".

this may lead to various issues such as:

- irattic/uncontrolable movements

- violent outbursts such as yelling, screaming, use of slurs

- physical violence

- entitlement

causes of this condition are currently unknown, but some common theories include:

- Depression

- Drugs

- Being Rich/Famous

- Brainrot

- Karen Syndrome

- Burger King Crown

"dude this guy was freaking tf out on my flight earlier. craziest case of airplane psychosis i've ever seen"

by telamons chicken hat June 18, 2025

airplane nap

When you sleep in a state of half-consciousness and wake up feeling more or equally tired to before the nap, taken mostly on airplanes or public places

friend A-“so how was the flight back?”
friend B- “not too bad I took an airplane nap for half of it”

by The Duke of Shittington March 7, 2020

Airplane song

An airplane song is a song that would sound really good to listen to on a plane. These songs have a nostalgic vibe (regardless of the age or relevance of the song) and feel memorable and free-flowing. They also have a nighttime vibe. They are neither super upbeat nor a sad ballad. Surprisingly, many popular pop songs go under this category. Some well-known examples include:

Style by Taylor Swift (and also half of that album)
Streets by Doja Cat
Ridin Solo by Jason Derulo
Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner
Into You by Ariana Grande
Attention by Charlie Puth
Be The One by Dua Lipa
I Feel it Coming by The Weeknd
Lost by Frank Ocean
Who Knew by P!nk
Wide Awake by Katy Perry(she has very many of these!)

Half of Katy Perry's discography is upbeat songs while the other half is Airplane Songs.

by StankyRats69 December 28, 2021

Airplane penis

a dildo strapped onto an airplane, under the fuselage around the landing gear area

G: What is that sticking below that A320?
V: that’s an airplane penis

by Lily’ bam bam June 5, 2024

airplane day

A day spent after turning your iPhone onto 'airplane mode', thus disabling facebook, texts and calls so anyone trying to reach you thinks you have no signal. Commonly used as a temporary cure for an emotional hangover, when you can't deal with the outside world untill your hangover has worn off.

Tessa: J, can't believe you got naked at the final year dinner! Have you checked fb?!
James: No way, can't deal with that shit right now... thank god it's an airplane day!

James: Dude, is your gf not pissed that you hit up every strip club in town last night?!
Mike: Not yet, i've got no 'signal'... massive airplane day!!!
James: Safe! *high fives Mike*

by dude53236 March 30, 2011

paper airplane

a teachers worst nightmare.

kid 1:oi throw a paper airplane at that kid

:kid 2: oki
kid 3: ow wtf
Teacher: i hate my life.

by Justa urbandictionary worder October 16, 2023

Airplane

Something that I couldn’t go on 4 years ago cuz Miss Rona was prevalent back then, but now that life has returned back to somewhat of a normalcy (it was about time that happened), I am going to be on one in less than 48 hours going on vacation and I am so. freaking. excited!!!!!!!!

Me 4 years ago: Oh I wish I could be on vacation!!!!!! I wish I could be on an airplane on the way to paradise instead of paradising in my bedroom.

Me today: OMG I’m so excited!!!!!! Chicago ‘24 here we come!!!!!!! My excitement is consuming me 24/7/366!!!!!!! I’ll be on an airplane in less than 2 days!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024