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Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony
1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."
by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018
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Micro-aggression

A conversational jab that was intentionally acted out to. This question compliment or statement was intended to emulate hatred, disinterest, disrespect or to provoke or instigate (stur up) sabotage drama in a relationship or commonplace human interaction.

The golden rule was always treat others how you want to be treated.
Becky: chad.. Did I tell you about this total bitch at my job she keeps giving me these back handed compliments to me.

Chad: that's probobaly micro-aggression, its her way of emulating her disrespect towards you without taking responsibility for it.. she probably hates you, just doesn't want to get in trouble. Look.. if the situation gets any worse talk to human resources. It will all be fine.
by Bootiegas December 29, 2021
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Liberal Aggression

The aggression that derives from new, liberal ideas being advocated or already in law.
Gabriel: Edward, what do you think about alien adoption?
Edward: Dude, that triggers my liberal aggression, we do not know if the aliens are as civilised as we are. Just let the government do all the experiments not us. We are innocent.
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 13, 2020
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Cute Aggression

Aggression from the cause of something so cute.
Older Sister: You're so cute! -hugs very tightly-
Younger sister: I think you have Cute Aggression on me.
by Essiela April 10, 2022
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aggressive malt

by Shady uno b 1 January 16, 2023
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Aggressive Bottoming!

Being a gay man or having a extremely tight asshole. while having something in your asshole and breaking it. Such as snapping a dick
Damn that was some Aggressive bottoming! last night-(dakotah)-I can't believe you broke my dick. Ash- I don't think we can do that for awhile
by Lil_kreamy February 2, 2023
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aggressive graping.

the act whrere you forcefully insert ones cat tail up ones said anus and yell at the top of your voice din din and the cat viscously attacks your ballsack.
stephen: DIN DIN ME ME

cat: *meow, wawamwasmaw*

michael: wow, you had a serious session of aggressive graping. didnt you son
by the unknown character. June 3, 2011
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