Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed

Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed

by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022

adopted freshman

In a sports team or club. any class member above a freshman can pick a freshman they vibe with and like the most. But also comes with free bullying from upper class member and can make fun of them but of course can be the most helpful to freshman and help them with anything.

“That’s Jess shes my adopted freshman”

by November 05, 2021

guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted

the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.

2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*

by stankorb March 16, 2021

Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!

Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~

by FOXALENNE December 23, 2022

Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp

What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper

by Niall Kenneally April 01, 2021

Adopt me

More like.. scam me!! Hah.. get it..? Uh.. okay..
Adopt me is a game where you pay an extreme ammount for pets and torture them while making neons! Yay!
So much fun ay? Well, after you make your MEGA NEON SHADOW FROST DRAGON FLY RIDE WITH EXTRA CINNAMON,
You get trust traded! And then… Scammed!! Slayyyyyy!

Person A: hey! Wanna play adopt me?
Person B: do you wanna get scammed?
Person A: umm… no….?
Person B: okay then!
Person A: so do you want to play or not?
Person B: no idiot

by Yoimiya! October 29, 2022

Adopt Me!

A game full of trust traders and scammers, retarded little children wondering why their ipad is overheating after playing the game doing nothing but playing the game for 12 hours straight, autistic retards just mindlessly trading their common dog.
from roblox.
**I am also autistic so i dont need no hate just saying**

Mentally Disabled Ill retarded child with down syndrome: ADOPT ME! EUGHGEGHHHHEGHH

by Totally Not Toxic May 21, 2021