I ate a cat

I ate a cat means that earlier you ate so much that you can't eat the current meal.

If you ate a big breakfast you might say I can't eat lunch, I ate a cat.

by CrashDesigns January 17, 2023

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...and then I ate the bowl

Used to take an already impressive story or anecdote and crank it up to 11. Appended to the end of said tale as a means of making it even more unbelievable. Derived from one of the greatest Tim Horton's menu items of all time, the Bread Bowl, and its associated ad campaign, which involved a bystander overhearing that Tim Horton's chili or soup was so good, the orator subsequently eats the bowl it came in; the bystander of course not knowing the bowl itself was made of bread.

Guy A: "So what did you get up to last night?"

Guy B: "Dude! It was insane. I pounded back a 40 to myself, smoked a joint the size of a jiffy marker, puked, fell in the pool, and ended up sleeping with my buddy's mom."

Guy A: "Wow, that's the craziest shit I've ever hear..."

Guy B: "...and then I ate the bowl."

Guy A: "Fuck, do you have a church I can join?"

by Thousand March 31, 2009

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I ate it hard

When you fall, trip, or tumble hard with great force

Dude! I ate it hard after going off that jump!

by MyLILpony January 25, 2011

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Ate and left no crumbs

This is a popular phrase that people tend to use, it means that they are Proud/Cheering at you.

"Omg, she ate and left no crumbs"

by Normal Facts July 23, 2022

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Ate half of the asshole

Having not taken full advantage of an opportunity, especially when the opportunity was rare and/or cherished.

John: "Did you notice that Derrick spent most of the time in Hawaii on Facebook?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"

by Is that so? May 14, 2019

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