Insurance Wipe

To prevent an unwanted incident after evacuating the log tunnel, you should always make sure to do one final wipe of your entire anal crevice and surrounding area to ensure that there is no more shit on your ass.

"I've been feeling really dodgy mate, so I did a couple extra insurance wipes just to be sure.."

by El chicken January 4, 2015

Safety Wipe

The act of wiping ones arse independent of having defecated. Wiping is done for safety upon suspicion of having anal leakage; usually due to sharting (see shart), excessive sweating, gophering (which has since retracted), or any combination thereof.

"I just sharted and need to take a safety wipe right away."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Forever Wipes

After a wicked dump, when no matter how well refined your rectal cleaning technique, you leave the can with a less than immaculate asshole.

Man that bbq was good but talk about forever wipes.

by Chazamataz11 April 18, 2011

McAss Wipe

Referring to McDonald's toilet paper.

Steve: "Hey, I was taking a McDump in the McBathroom, and you're out of McAss Wipes,"

McDonald's employee: "Then what'd you use to w-"

by CHIEFThotPatrol August 31, 2020

Pussy wiped

When a male is so wiped on a girl, he becomes a bitch and dose anything and everything she wants.

1. Did you hear? Dakota's so pussy wiped he bent down and tied Hanna's shoe.

2. Nic dident hangout with his guy friends because he's so pussy wiped

by Zak2fly April 26, 2010

PIPE WIPE

SOMETHING USED TO CLEAN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PIZZLE.

MY PIPE IS DIRTY, GOT A PIPE WIPE?

by JEROSSD January 29, 2009

wipe and type

Wipe and type is when you're typing on the laptop, then you wipe your hind quarters and continue typing. This is a very frowned upon practice, as it spreads bacteria and foul odors.

It's OK to bring the laptop in the bathroom and surf the web while you take a dump... Just don't do a wipe and type!

by dustin fields December 7, 2006