1. a mask or respirator for the nose only, allowing the mouth/tongue to be used for the servicing of presumably maloderous female genitalia. Mask is of the 'hose and bag', M42 or 'WWI' style as most protective filters are too large to be inserted in the nostrils. 2. (field expediant) a pair of BCG's (Wiley SG-1's) and two cigarette filters, field stripped, inserted in the nostrils. 3. a necessity when warming up a female for coitus who has been away from base camp (and soap/water) for 3 days plus...
Cpl. Ernie: "I got that new blond E-3 in the back of the Frankenstein last night."
Spec. Burt: "Oh yeah, how was she?"
Cpl. Ernie:"Fuck-tastic, but she smelled so bad, I needed a GASH MASK."
Spec. Burt: "Oh yeah, how was she?"
Cpl. Ernie:"Fuck-tastic, but she smelled so bad, I needed a GASH MASK."
by balls104 May 05, 2008
by Theo Guldwainy May 11, 2020
The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
by barec2 April 23, 2009
When a man pulls out of a girls mouth and jizzes on her face in the shape of a Z. Then whistles for his horse and disappears into the night.
by jackdrippa November 03, 2013
An unseen but ever present malevolent entity responsible for the slight moving of one’s bag from the position one remembers placing it in, to a new position very close to but not quite the same as the original position.
Person 1: Have you seen my bag?
Person 2: yes, it’s under your chair still
Person 1: oh yes, but not quite where I left it
Persons 1 & 2: Gasp! The Masked Wibbler!
Person 2: yes, it’s under your chair still
Person 1: oh yes, but not quite where I left it
Persons 1 & 2: Gasp! The Masked Wibbler!
by platonicus October 28, 2018
Like hat hair, mask beard is the state a medium to large beard gets into when shaped by a tight or poorly fitting mask.
Bro that mask beard has ruined your carefully rugged exterior, and you now look like a poorly trimmed hedge
by Moist Barbarian July 13, 2020
When you're under the delusion that two mask are better than one. This is not to be mistaken for double bagging or a two bagger. Double Masking is not for your protection but for the protection of others.
Kyle: You know that chick Emily?
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.
Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.
Kyle: Dude!
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.
Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.
Kyle: Dude!
by swon February 11, 2021