Malcolm

Malcolm is 3 years old and 1 centimeter tall

Malcolm is Joe mama

by 68452768y2hnijksdfailnh March 2, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Malcolm

Shekinas pretty bf forever and always<3

That’s shekinas Pokémon obssesed bf, Malcolm!

by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021

Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024

Dirty Malcolm

a sigma, skibidi, guy who has a drake snake

Woah! That guy's a real Dirty Malcolm

by mlcky' May 2, 2024

Sexy Malcolm

Malcolm is sexy. Sexy is Malcolm. He is very sexy so he pulls all of the huzz.

Man that Sexy Malcolm is looking fine today.

by Sexy Malcolm December 17, 2024

Malcolm Castronova

A pre-industrial agricultural laborer or farmer of low social status who owns or rents a small piece of land for cultivation. This relates to the King Twylous Medieval Era.

Man, stop being such a Malcolm Castronova.

by mywifetookthekids123 October 5, 2018