A Tall black guy with a small penis, which defines him the best.
Always cums late.
Only sexual contact he has had is with a bus exhaust and has a foot fetish for men. It turns him on.
Who is born with a vagina and evolves into a small penis.
Always cums late.
Only sexual contact he has had is with a bus exhaust and has a foot fetish for men. It turns him on.
Who is born with a vagina and evolves into a small penis.
Malcolm Enabulele you penis!
by SholaAmeobiDay March 11, 2015
That guy with the glasses doesnt have a nerd bone in his body. He's just a tiny, tiny Little Malcolm X.
by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020
That guy with the glasses doesnt have a nerd bone in his body. He's just a tiny, tiny Little Malcolm X. A Malcolm X in the middle.
by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020
by alpalchino March 2, 2015
The goofiest goober known to man. His goober levels are held together by his sheer attitude and vibe as well as his severe lack of self awareness. Allowing his gooberocity to exceed the threshold of someone being a goober intentionally.
For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?
Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
by Funny sandwich man August 30, 2022
Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.
by The Komng December 3, 2022
It's Malcolm
Did you see Malcolm shut the door on Vitamin McD in OT last night?
Malcolm Subban is the best tendy in the league.
Malcolm Subban is the best tendy in the league.
by Cheese Tucker December 9, 2017