Kirby the Kitchen

when you don’t eat all day, come home, and eat everything in sight because you’re hungry.

bro i don’t eat lunch at school so everyday i come home and kirby the kitchen

by tbone_ November 2, 2021

Miles Kirby

I’m going to miss him when he is miles away - intelligent, on road and packing - 100% boss

Road man 1 “Your Nan looks like a bit of a Miles Kirby”
Road man 2 “Well that is cause she is on road”

by hhbuhbo December 10, 2020

A Kirby Thanksgiving

When a family member purposefully makes the sweet baby Jesus cry by ruining the holiday with their lies...

What is this in the Mac-n-cheese CARROTS??? What is this a Kirby Thanksgiving....

by The Gypsy’s son November 28, 2019

cocaine kirby

a person who sniffs so much cocaine, so as to be comparable to kirby but with cocaine

your new nickname is cocaine kirby because you sniff so much fucking cocaine

by anon49939939392 September 17, 2023

Kirby Puckett

When you drag a girl into a bathroom stall and squueze here boobs so hard you leave brusies.

My date wasn't putting out, so I gave her the Kirby Puckett, then I went and got drunk.

by Shinndig April 16, 2009

KIRBY

(Kur-bee) noun1. A fun contemporary word meaning lame or stupid: can be used any many forms such as or kirbying, kirbiness, kirbed .

2. a word meant to be said to get on adults, and uncool people's nerves. It is usually belted out when it's very quite, and ends in a loud outburst by many people joining in!

3. A word for any nerdy, geek, poindexter or annoyingperson who is just uncool. Dereiving from a 1997 band geek with a horrible haircut .

4. The name of an uncool hairstyle which is bald in the middle, with hair extending to the sides.

1. That was the lamest joke i've ever heard! You get a KIRBY!

2."Hey guys lets get on the librarian's nerves, lets say KIRBY until it gets really loud! kirby,Kirby,KIrby, KIRBy,KIRBY!

3. UH-OH here comes KIRBY with more lame jokes!

4.Your hair looks horrible! What style are you trying to sport, a KIRBY?

by Showstoppers December 12, 2009

tristan kirby

Usually has light colored hair and very good looking. Usually fit and has a nice toned body.
A good all around person to be with or hang out with.

Your almost as good looking as Tristan Kirby.

by Marktwain September 24, 2013