Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!
by Not Jonathan June 25, 2022

Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them
by Fioana November 6, 2020

A person who is good looking and has good personality and someone you can never forget. His amazing dick is going to make you always coming back for more.
by Jessie lewis November 22, 2021

Jonathan is the hottest guy you’ll ever meet. Loves God his mama and you. He will flirt with any girl you see around him big once he finds his girl his eyes light up and the smile that lights up the whole world shines. He can’t be so mean and the worst guy you feel like. But then after he has two minutes of cooling down he is the mosh apologetic man you’ll ever meet. He has the best eyes shining and blue his hair is perfect messy and he doesn’t know what a brush is. He is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Girls if you ever find a Jonathan never let him go he will light up your world. Keep him. 💗
Love you Jonathan
by Cheerislife36 January 4, 2021

Jonathan is a man who can’t really figure life out. He will listen to people with a big audience and repeats exactly what they say. If your name isn’t Jonathan than you’re probably ignorant, but that’s ok because if you’re good at something then you’re only educated on that one topic. He can’t think for himself and goes on crazy rants. His minimum speaking time is about 3 hours, if he argues it can be more than 5 hours. He will only talk about things he likes and is the most educated but man on the planet. Jonathan goes on 5 mile runs with cargo shorts below his knees and most importantly a belt. He will post every minute of his life on social media but is still a very busy man.
by anon5562 July 26, 2019

A fucking lazy diptard who doesn't come to school for multiple days in a row, and no one gives a shit. But is still surprisingly really good at school work.
by Longsholngbongtongnigga69 December 5, 2019

A complete dumbass that is looking at his friends phone right now. He smells like shit and is atleast 5 foot and is a complete retard. He always tells fake stories to his friends and says it actually happens.
Jonathan is a faggot.
by Jaba The Fuck January 27, 2020
