Jonathan

Small aggressive boy, generally known as a rat person.
Comes from a jewish family O_O

Why are you so dumb, are you Jonathan?

by djrat May 25, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is the sweetest guy in the world. He is ridiculously handsome , he knows how to make you smile and laugh , even without trying.And he always wants to make sure you feel loved. He also goes out of his way to make sure you are safe. He is the Ideal guy. if you ever get a chance to be with him , make it worth while. You won’t ever want to lose him. I love Jonathan more than anything. also , he’s mine. don’t ever.

Jonathan is the definition of one in a billion.

by al.ondrx April 27, 2022

Jonathan

A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.

Hey Jonathan leave me alone.

by Miani April 14, 2021

Jonathan

Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them

I played smite with Jonathan and now I want to paint my nails black and eat a hotdog

by Fioana November 6, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is the cutest, sweetest, most innocent boy you will ever meet. He is just so cute! Jonathans tend to be talented, smart and love music, they normally have a bit of a dodgy hair cut but that’s ok he’s still adorable. Jonathans can be a bit weird sometimes and tend to burst into song at random times, they normally have brown or black hair. Jonathans make great friends because they are compassionate, caring and very easy to talk to! If you have a Jonathan in your life, consider yourself lucky because they are very rare and should be treasured. Jonathans dont tend to be sporty guys, they are more of a musical guy, Jonathan gets all the ladies because he is so cute and innocent. Everyone loves Jonathan!

girl- omg have you seem Jonathan!? He’s so cute

girl 2- ikr he’s so innocent and he is so nice

by a.random.urban.dictionary.bish December 12, 2019

Jonathan

A fucking lazy diptard who doesn't come to school for multiple days in a row, and no one gives a shit. But is still surprisingly really good at school work.

Oh shit Jonathan's not here again, what a surprise. I bet her jerking off to gay porn again!

by Longsholngbongtongnigga69 December 5, 2019

Jonathan

A complete dumbass that is looking at his friends phone right now. He smells like shit and is atleast 5 foot and is a complete retard. He always tells fake stories to his friends and says it actually happens.

Jonathan is a faggot.

by Jaba The Fuck January 27, 2020