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Jonathan

Small aggressive boy, generally known as a rat person.
Comes from a jewish family O_O
Why are you so dumb, are you Jonathan?
by djrat May 25, 2022
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A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass
My husband is such a Jonathan
by iknowyoubutdoyouknowme? February 7, 2022
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Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.
Person A: *gaslights*

Person B: Jesus christ you're such a Jonathan! You always do this.
by anonymous February 15, 2022
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A man that cannot be compared to any other.

He is trustworthy and loyal with a heart of gold. His very nature makes him Extra-ordinary.

Caring, kind and generous, you will instantly fall in love with his soul. His love and affection will make you feel special and cherished.

With one look, one touch, you’ll know that he is your person. He is the one that you can’t do without. He is your true north. He is your purpose.

If you find yourself fortunate enough to know a Jonathan like mine, never take him for granted and appreciate every moment with him.

There is nothing you wouldn’t do for him.

He is simply the best.
Jonathan is a man
by DJ Ke-lay February 28, 2023
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Jonathan

The most finest, hottest nigga alive. He’s gonna be rich with two kids with a girl named Jazmine ❤️🌝
Who’s Jonathan

“This fine ass nigga
Ouiii I want him 😋
by Daddyjaz June 22, 2021
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A fucking lazy diptard who doesn't come to school for multiple days in a row, and no one gives a shit. But is still surprisingly really good at school work.
Oh shit Jonathan's not here again, what a surprise. I bet her jerking off to gay porn again!
by Longsholngbongtongnigga69 December 5, 2019
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A complete dumbass that is looking at his friends phone right now. He smells like shit and is atleast 5 foot and is a complete retard. He always tells fake stories to his friends and says it actually happens.
Jonathan is a faggot.
by Jaba The Fuck January 27, 2020
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