closet fatty

A thin person who exhibits traits that are normally found exclusively in fatties, however due to compulsive exercise or a fast metabolic system is not one him/herself.

Such traits include but are not limited to:

Eating like there's no tomorrow
Sucking dick/pussy better than a Hoover
Fucking for validation
Wearing party hats
Matt eats 6 supersized junk food meals a day, he is such a closet fatty.
by Lewis5D January 31, 2008
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fatty boombalatty

a man or woman of the obese type, pear-shape even. Must possess the ability to store objects in between the layers of skin known as rolls.
"Did you see that fatty boombalatty! She just finished off every value meal at McDonalds and stored the extra in her rolls!"
by bitchn' slut December 03, 2003
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fatty gaga

one sexy over larged man who dresses up like lady gaga to become an internet sensation.
fatty gaga makes funny videos on youtube. fatty gaga is a sexy man who makes me laugh.
by fatty gaga July 08, 2010
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Fatty Pumba

Meaning the same as Fatty Bumba, but for the younger generation. Based on Pumba from The Lion King
If you keep eating cookies you'll be a fatty pumba!
by Clara F July 30, 2018
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fatty chunks

A large noteworthy quantity of fat on a human body resembling a cow's buttocks
Jeff's new girlfriend needs to go on slim fast to get rid of her fatty chunks!
by Lickthewrapper September 25, 2008
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fitness fatty

The big fat fuck in your office handing out fitness advice. Can be found wearing extremely tight clothes with bulging fat rolls eating doughnuts and telling you how to live your life. Also is the fatty has motivational pictures and talks about the hard workout they had sitting on the couch trying to figure out how to shovel a whole pie in there face in one bite.
fatty douche asshole fitness fuckface fitness fatty
by Os III December 24, 2015
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Fatty Nut

When a nuts fluctuation exceeds 2 meters.
*Level up*

Fatty Nut Unlocked.

“Aye bro, I just got that fatty nut unlock.”

“Yeah. I got mine on December 1st.”
by Big boy xx x2 May 08, 2020
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