closet fatty

A thin person who exhibits traits that are normally found exclusively in fatties, however due to compulsive exercise or a fast metabolic system is not one him/herself.

Such traits include but are not limited to:

Eating like there's no tomorrow
Sucking dick/pussy better than a Hoover
Fucking for validation
Wearing party hats

Matt eats 6 supersized junk food meals a day, he is such a closet fatty.

by Lewis5D January 11, 2009

fatty boombalatty

a man or woman of the obese type, pear-shape even. Must possess the ability to store objects in between the layers of skin known as rolls.

"Did you see that fatty boombalatty! She just finished off every value meal at McDonalds and stored the extra in her rolls!"

by bitchn' slut December 2, 2003

fatty chunks

A large noteworthy quantity of fat on a human body resembling a cow's buttocks

Jeff's new girlfriend needs to go on slim fast to get rid of her fatty chunks!

by Lickthewrapper January 13, 2009

Fatty Nut

When a nuts fluctuation exceeds 2 meters.

*Level up*

Fatty Nut Unlocked.

“Aye bro, I just got that fatty nut unlock.”

“Yeah. I got mine on December 1st.”

by Big boy xx x2 May 8, 2020

fatty gaga

one sexy over larged man who dresses up like lady gaga to become an internet sensation.

fatty gaga makes funny videos on youtube. fatty gaga is a sexy man who makes me laugh.

by fatty gaga July 9, 2010

Despicable Fatty

The executioners found mainly in Hemwick in the videogame Bloodborne.

"I was playing Bloodborne last night and I almost made it to Cainhurst, but a despicable fatty got me before I could."

by GrabStick Mykofsky May 3, 2016

Fatty Pour

A heavy handed pour of wine.

Judy had a long, shitty day and desperately needed a Fatty Pour of Cabernet.

by cdrizzle_ October 13, 2023