You’re sexy and Your meat is huge

A compliment, used to describe epic men.

Rin: You’re sexy and your meat is huge
Jay: MY MEAT IS HUGE

by Soloskeleton October 7, 2019

you’re on mute

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation

Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now

by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021

You’re good!

used to scream when backing a person up. even if the person backing up may not be good you just keep saying you’re good

Cam: (backing up the truck)
Brayden + Tay: you’re good!!

by grandpa bray May 16, 2022

You’re the auditor

When your friend asks you a question, and you turn it back to work out for themself

Mike: what time does the match kick off tomorrow?
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor

by KevFrank April 23, 2025

*you’re

The proper version of the “you” category. Not to be confused with “your” which most people get wrong. Correcting someone’s grammar in a comment section is proven to end the argument in your favor.

Ross: your the worst hunter ever Chad. A retarded monkey with arthritis could aim better than you.
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)

by Ronald k chump November 17, 2018

My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.

Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.

by may saliva July 29, 2025

You’re So Chanel Number 5

Means the person in question is extremely High Maintenance. Has expensive tastes.

1. When she asked me my opinion of herself. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5”.

2. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5” she rolled her eyes at me in annoyance.

by Jlove973 September 27, 2021