yeti

A message board poster that specializes in low level harrassment posts. Also likes the "hit and run" posting. Fond of the word "monkey".
Monkeyman 22 was mocking me on the CF message board a week ago. I hammered him, but he never came back. Fuckin Yeti.
by John October 09, 2004
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Yeti's Welly

A woman who has a large and damp Vagina not too disimilar to that of a Yeti's Welly
Yeah she was going down on me and i wanted to return the favour until i saw her Yeti's Welly
by paulobeef September 15, 2008
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Swamp Yeti

Male pubic area covered with semen, urine, and sweat.
Oh shit! I need to take a shower before I tap that. I have a serious case of swamp yeti going on!
by drrrl July 18, 2011
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Grumpy Yeti

A tall, slender, athletic, very attractive, Caucasian man with long hair (usually dread locked), a long burly beard, a curmudgeony and sour yet, charming and funny disposition, refined taste, and an above average iq. They are usually loyal, slightly elitist and fussy (especially when bothered).They complain constantly and like to be left alone. They are as aware of their own short comings as they are of every one else's and tend to use alcohol, marijuana and other recreational pharmaceuticals to cope with their loathing for most of humanity. They are usually found living in the Rocky Mountain regions of the United States but migratory patterns show that they occasionally wander into in the Mid-West and Pacific Northwest regions of the United States.
I know he has his faults, but I really love the Grumpy Yeti.

Yes, I will pick up the Grumpy Yeti before I head to the show.
by Deadhead Mountain Girl July 09, 2010
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velvet yeti

Having the velvety smooth inner thighs (ruined by 2-day old shave stubble) of a large dark skinned woman smashed against your face parts, causing near-suffocation.
"How'd you get that rash?" "I was attacked by a velvet yeti last night."
by ClamBake1 April 04, 2017
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Yeti Pack

dude, i'm sick of these weak packs, pass it over here and i'll yeti pack.
by YETIMAN6969 October 26, 2011
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yeti vag

a smelly vagina caused by strong bacteria and laziness.
she's very filthy, she vagina smells like a yeti.
you can tell she hasn't washed because of her yeti-esque smell.
don't sit on her chair, you'll smell like a yeti vagina in heat.
by EvilHenry May 16, 2014
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