by paulobeef October 28, 2008

A message board poster that specializes in low level harrassment posts. Also likes the "hit and run" posting. Fond of the word "monkey".
Monkeyman 22 was mocking me on the CF message board a week ago. I hammered him, but he never came back. Fuckin Yeti.
by John October 9, 2004

by drrrl July 18, 2011

A tall, slender, athletic, very attractive, Caucasian man with long hair (usually dread locked), a long burly beard, a curmudgeony and sour yet, charming and funny disposition, refined taste, and an above average iq. They are usually loyal, slightly elitist and fussy (especially when bothered).They complain constantly and like to be left alone. They are as aware of their own short comings as they are of every one else's and tend to use alcohol, marijuana and other recreational pharmaceuticals to cope with their loathing for most of humanity. They are usually found living in the Rocky Mountain regions of the United States but migratory patterns show that they occasionally wander into in the Mid-West and Pacific Northwest regions of the United States.
I know he has his faults, but I really love the Grumpy Yeti.
Yes, I will pick up the Grumpy Yeti before I head to the show.
Yes, I will pick up the Grumpy Yeti before I head to the show.
by Deadhead Mountain Girl July 9, 2010

Having the velvety smooth inner thighs (ruined by 2-day old shave stubble) of a large dark skinned woman smashed against your face parts, causing near-suffocation.
by ClamBake1 April 3, 2017

yeti mode = chilling like a beast. This phrase means almost the same thing as chilling, but is used when the person who is doing the chilling is nevertheless on top of his or her game while he or she is relaxing or taking a break from something, especially when in solitude or out of the view of others, or if the person hasn't been seen for a prolonged period of time, but still retains respect for being boss, or for having experience or a unique character. The outward appearance of the person in yeti mode is irrelevant.
-What's up? We haven't seen you in awhile! What have you been up to? Is everything alright?
-Yeah, it's all good, just been chillin at home. Yeti mode, you know how it is.
-Yeah, it's all good, just been chillin at home. Yeti mode, you know how it is.
by agoodname May 20, 2011

by YETIMAN6969 October 26, 2011
