The immediate realization after 5+ minutes of yapping that you should have kept your fucking mouth shut.
by salmonconsumer55 April 2, 2025
Get the Post Yap Clarity mug.To have a yap attack, is like having a heart attack but you are yapping uncontrollably about anything and everything.
by mrcool126 April 17, 2025
Get the Yap Attack mug.A special type of disorder which happens when every single thing the person says is yapping. It usually happens when the said person has consumed too much yapping from other people.
Doctor: I am afraid to say that you have Posttraumatic yapping disorder.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.
by AYappingHater April 2, 2024
Get the Posttraumatic yapping disorder mug.person a: bro quit yapping bruh, are you a of major league yapping?
person b: shit bro MLY is what i'll all about
person b: shit bro MLY is what i'll all about
by iDunnoDiction April 14, 2024
Get the major league yapping mug.Yapping is talking lots and lots and lots, like reneé rapp in the bridge of her single "talk too much":
Okay, having said all that
Do you still wanna be with me?
'Cause, like, I wanna be with you
Like, like, maybe even forever
Holy shit, okay, maybe not forever
I mean, like, I'm, I'm not saying not forever
I, I actually have no idea what I'm saying
Are you mad at me?
'Cause, 'cause it's cool if you are
Right? Like, I don't care
But like, if, if you are then I'm gonna resent you
Okay? I'll forgive you but
I'm just wondering, like, okay, like, is this a sign?
Do I actually hate you?
I, I just wanna be honest, right?
Like, do you still love me?
Okay, having said all that
Do you still wanna be with me?
'Cause, like, I wanna be with you
Like, like, maybe even forever
Holy shit, okay, maybe not forever
I mean, like, I'm, I'm not saying not forever
I, I actually have no idea what I'm saying
Are you mad at me?
'Cause, 'cause it's cool if you are
Right? Like, I don't care
But like, if, if you are then I'm gonna resent you
Okay? I'll forgive you but
I'm just wondering, like, okay, like, is this a sign?
Do I actually hate you?
I, I just wanna be honest, right?
Like, do you still love me?
Me: Hey bro, what does yapping mean?
Bro: Oh, I'm so glad you asked!! So yapping is basically, so basically it's like where you just talk on and on for ages in great depth without stopping. Like in reneé rapp's song, talk too much. She talks a lot in the bridge and we could call that yapping because she just goes on and on and on and on and on.
Bro: Oh, I'm so glad you asked!! So yapping is basically, so basically it's like where you just talk on and on for ages in great depth without stopping. Like in reneé rapp's song, talk too much. She talks a lot in the bridge and we could call that yapping because she just goes on and on and on and on and on.
by littlelesbianintern May 19, 2024
Get the Yapping mug.okay, having said all that, do you still wanna be with me? cause, like, i wanna be with you, like, like, maybe even forever. holy shit, okay, maybe not forever. i mean, like, i'm, i'm not saying not forever. i, I actually have no idea what I'm saying. are you mad at me? cause, 'cause it's cool if you are right? like, i don't care, but like, if, if you are then i'm gonna resent you okay? I'll forgive you but- i, i just wanna be honest, right? like, do you still love me?
by emmadl May 28, 2024
Get the anxious yapping mug."Yapping session" is an expression used for caracterising a speech, talk, or a class that results in annoyance or even sleep, if the subject is as uninteresting as the person speaking.
Student 1: That was the biggest yapping session I've ever heard.
Student 2: Fr! I wasn't paying attention at all!
Student 3: Our Biology teacher loves yapping, even the smartest guy fell asleep.
Student 4 (a.k.a. the smartest guy in the A class of 11th grade and still asleep): What was the subject?
Student 2: Fr! I wasn't paying attention at all!
Student 3: Our Biology teacher loves yapping, even the smartest guy fell asleep.
Student 4 (a.k.a. the smartest guy in the A class of 11th grade and still asleep): What was the subject?
by tfv07 February 9, 2024
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