Yankees

The best team in the history of professional sports. They have won 26 World Championships, more than anyone else in any sport. To all you Red Sox fans you won 1 in 86 years and we have won 26 in that time. You still suck. We still have 20 more than you. Even if you won every year which you could never do it would take you 20 years to catch us. Even if you ever did get 26 we would probably have 126 by then. RED SOX SUCK!!! GO YANKEES!!!!!!

Red Sox Fan: We won one! You suck!

Yankees Fan: We won 26 of them in the time it took you to get one so if we suck then where are you? Nowhere!

Red Sox Fan: OK, you are the best team ever!

Yankees Fan: Now you just suck dick.

by #1 Yankees fan May 21, 2005

Yankees

The greatest organization in all of team sports.

The yankees have won 26 world series since 1918 and the Red Sox have won 0.

by Matt October 20, 2003

Yankees

A term used for jerking off because of the yanking motion. Popularized by court from dirty street confessions podcast

If rubi rose pics leak, I’m catching bare Yankees

by Fuck.court August 25, 2022

1927 Yankees

The gods of baseball

the 1927 Yankees could beat any team today in a hearbeat

by Vman29397 February 9, 2017

playing the yankees

Masturbating for a male.

I walked in and there he was in front of the computer playing the yankees.

by iggyfenton July 26, 2017

the monday yankees

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably

1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday

by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023

Yankees

TO ALL YOU YANKEE HATERS: What is wrong with you? Do you hate the yankees because they have the most money, the smartest owner and gm and the best fans? Why do you despise the yankees, because they win every year... Do you even know anything about baseball... People, all yankees are not bandwagoning idiots, Im a true yankee fan. I will die a yankee fan, because this is my team. I have liked them since I can remember, you can not "say" the yankees are bad, just say you dont like them... Damn,all yankee haters are in denile, you guys are jealous... Stop hating, and start looking at why your team sucks.

I hate the yankees because they have so much money from all their sold out games.

by yank fan September 28, 2006