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wolverine

While in the act of fisting a female, suddenly you spread open your hand and fingers and make the noise, "shvling" or however you think it sounds when Wolverine takes out his claws.
Sally screamed in pain when I decided to perform the Wolverine.
by Peter Woldman December 13, 2008
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Michigan wolverines

the best team to ever play football. now before you say they suck, weve always been good exept for the past 2 years. OSU has been bad exept sence 2002. You cock suckers dont remember because you were too busy getting your ribs removed so you can jizz in your own mouth
#1 in wins
had best coach ever. Bo Chembeckler
has a 54-49 record agaisnt osu
any more questions?
MICHIGAN WOLVERINES
by the poster of this word September 26, 2009
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wolverine

Angry, hairy looking man that drinks in the Nelson
Wolverine was fighting in the Nelson car park again last night.
by pudding and pie August 6, 2003
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Wolverine Squadron X

The top squadron of wolverine-minded individuals. A secret society. The best of the best. The ultimate club.
by Wolverine Squadron X Member January 24, 2008
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Wolpertinger

An ugly fatass person who can't stop eating fast food. Keeps money in his fat folds.
Dude, don't sit in front of your television all day and become a Wolpertinger.
by America Fat Society June 28, 2009
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wolverine penis

The Shaft is long and hairy, it is never shaved, usually prefered by furries.
Wait...you mean your ex doesn't have a wolverine penis?
by U suk meh long time January 30, 2018
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Reverse Wolverine

When you are in a fight with a knife wielding foe and you take a punch at the same time as he takes a stab. By a bad stroke of luck your fist perfectly lines up with his knife hand effectively putting the blade in between your knuckles.
Wozza: "Mate, why is your hand bandaged"
Baz: "Cos Woz, got in a fight last night with some cunt with a knife. the fucker reverse wolverine'd me!!"
by ReverseW September 6, 2011
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