Wook wobble

the absolute shattering of your world as you know it and the beginning of the psychedelic experience that actually is your life.

Ex: whoa! Eddie looks a lot more relaxed and sure of himself. I’ve never seen him go with the flow. What gives?

Oh, it seems he got himself a wook wobble
What’s that?
Put this tab on your tongue to find out!

by aka_Boo November 3, 2020

Wobbling Zombie

When a man cums in a person's eyes and causes them to stumble awkwardly about the room due to blindness.

"That was amazing, she was a wobbling zombie"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

wobble effect

When a girl's ass and boobs shake due to wearing high heels

Saw a girl at the club with a huge wobble effect last night

by Notabot May 13, 2016

hoss wobble

The distinctive gait of a morbidly obese person walking, where the sheer quantity of extra lard being hauled around requires the rotation of the entire torso with each forward step. This results in a precarious looking gait, similar to waterfowl waddling on dry land.

Holy shit! Check out the hoss wobble on that broad. I bet she goes 3 spins! You'd have to roll her in flour and aim for a wet spot!

by Northern Norm July 5, 2015

After-wobble

The movement in a person's body that continues after they stop dancing. Usually associated with people of excess weight.

"When Freddie finished his signature dance move, the after-wobble in his ample belly reminded his partner of an old waterbed."

by Squintoon August 4, 2017

D. Wobbly

An alternative term for D.W.I. (Driving While Intoxicated) pertaining to the shaky level of driving that was being performed before the arrest.

"Dude, I got a D. Wobbly last night. I knew I shouldn't have had those last 8 beers."

by Freshness2 August 23, 2009

Mr. Wobble

God.

Mr. Wobble, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.

by Gypsystar03 April 15, 2023