Wobbling Zombie

When a man cums in a person's eyes and causes them to stumble awkwardly about the room due to blindness.

"That was amazing, she was a wobbling zombie"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

Hazard Wobble

Hizard Warry corrected by an LG auto-correct.

You're a hazard wobble.

by Gjxgockhvcixyicykchkxyd March 17, 2017

hoss wobble

The distinctive gait of a morbidly obese person walking, where the sheer quantity of extra lard being hauled around requires the rotation of the entire torso with each forward step. This results in a precarious looking gait, similar to waterfowl waddling on dry land.

Holy shit! Check out the hoss wobble on that broad. I bet she goes 3 spins! You'd have to roll her in flour and aim for a wet spot!

by Northern Norm July 5, 2015

wobble effect

When a girl's ass and boobs shake due to wearing high heels

Saw a girl at the club with a huge wobble effect last night

by Notabot May 13, 2016

Wook wobble

the absolute shattering of your world as you know it and the beginning of the psychedelic experience that actually is your life.

Ex: whoa! Eddie looks a lot more relaxed and sure of himself. I’ve never seen him go with the flow. What gives?

Oh, it seems he got himself a wook wobble
What’s that?
Put this tab on your tongue to find out!

by aka_Boo November 3, 2020

Fuck wobble

Definition of a fuck wobble is a person who shows little or no respect for another person... Basically a bully

Look at John being a complet fuck wobble to laura

by Old hoot July 11, 2016

dirt wobbles

Dirt wobbles : crusty dustys

Dirty feet

Get your dirt wobbles our of my face.

by Chicken 45 January 15, 2020