snoot wiper

Synonym for tissue or handkerchief, noun.

Hand me a snoot wiper, please, I'm about to sneeze.

by Hyakamooks January 27, 2019

willy wiper

a term used for a person who wipes willies for a living. also used as an insult.

"ugh, that boy is such a willy wiper!"

by uh oh stinkyyy October 15, 2019

The window wiper

The act of a gentleman duffing his spunk upon the belly of his consenting partner and then proceeding to vigorously wipe it off using his penis with window wiping type strokes.

I just the window wiper on ma bitch las night bro

by Wipey McWindow May 29, 2020

Front wiper

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.

“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”

by Tigerred July 7, 2020

Bun Wiper

A disgruntle fast food worked who will often wipe your food on their ass or junk .

Man you want to grab a burger, No dude those places are filled with bun wipers.

by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017

fifty wiper

When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about

Thought I was going for a quick shit but it turned into a fifty wiper

by Ploppy son of Ploppy November 15, 2017

windshield wiper condom

The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash

Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash

by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017