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Wimple

A pet name for a rather petite spouse.
How are you doing my little wimple?
by JTwimpleton May 26, 2008
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WiMPS

An acronymn for "White Male Power Structure"
With all their rules and conventions -- School Systems and Corporations are the most obvious manifestations of the WiMPS.
by Ted Servo April 4, 2009
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WIMPCD

Acronym, stands for Woman Impulse Control Disorder.

Part of the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder spectrum, WIMPCD only affects women. All women.

It is the psychological condition which prohibits discipline and self-control in women and makes them act several kinds of crazy.

Symptoms include lots of unwarranted yelling, malling, crying, and going f*cking ballistic on people around her without apparent reason.
- OY!! Playaaaa!! What's the happy-happs?
- Dawg, not good, my girlfriend's WIMPCD is acting up again!
- Try this, sprinkle some horse tranquilizer in her frappuchinos, been doin it for years with mah wife, she peaceful as a puppy!
by menarebetterthanwomenalways February 6, 2010
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Diary of a Wimpy Cock

A pathetically noodley, flaccid cock, destined to disappoint
When I saw Bert’s Diary of a Wimpy Cock, I had to excuse myself and leave the apartment.
by reginald dicks May 12, 2022
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by I <3 Cameltoes July 22, 2003
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wimplewoper

person with crippling acne- i'm a wimplewoper
by MR. METREE DA DING October 16, 2019
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WiMPS

With their suffocatingly oppressive rules and conventions, High Schools and Corporations are prime manifestations of the WiMPS.
by Ted Servo March 13, 2009
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