Weather Schmuck

That poor weatherman who has to report from the middle of a hurricane/tornado/tsunami etc, typically while standing up to his waist in water or clinging to a tree that's blowing sideways.

"The News 12 weather schmuck is soaking wet."

by Ouching Tiger October 29, 2012

Weather Wimp

The residents of Washington D.C., in the words of President Barack Obama.

It's just a bit of snow, you weather wimps.

by Slizzors January 29, 2009

Weather horny

Loving the weather

“Damn I’m feeling weather horny”

by Sierradream October 8, 2019

Sweatshirt weather

Sweatshirt weather is the type of climate which is most suitable for wearing a sweatshirt/hoodie. The ideal temperature for a sweatshirt is 35-75 degrees fahrenheit

girl: i want a guys sweatshirt but i don’t know what the sweatshirt weather is!
girl 2:oh it’s 35-75 degrees babe!

by hitormissmewiththatgayish October 14, 2019

sweater weather

bisexual

No I don't listen to girl in red, I like guys too, I listen to sweater weather.

by ListensToGirlInRed July 12, 2021

Subie Weather

Weather that Subarus perform well in such as cold and snowy or icy conditions. Any sort of weather that an average vehicle may slip in is considered "Subie Weather".

- Yo wanna go out for a drive in our Subarus? Its looking like Subie Weather!
- Hell ya! And then we can vape our vape sticks my dude!

by boyyyyyyyyyyyy February 22, 2023

Sweater Weather

Fucking idiots call it the Bi anthem

Person 1: What's your favourite song?
Person 2: Sweater Weather
Person 1: Oh you're BI
Person 2: kill yourself

by asdawdwadwa October 30, 2022