British Weather

You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.

David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.

by Stan UpComedy November 24, 2015

Weather Schmuck

That poor weatherman who has to report from the middle of a hurricane/tornado/tsunami etc, typically while standing up to his waist in water or clinging to a tree that's blowing sideways.

"The News 12 weather schmuck is soaking wet."

by Ouching Tiger October 29, 2012

Sweatshirt weather

Sweatshirt weather is the type of climate which is most suitable for wearing a sweatshirt/hoodie. The ideal temperature for a sweatshirt is 35-75 degrees fahrenheit

girl: i want a guys sweatshirt but i don’t know what the sweatshirt weather is!
girl 2:oh it’s 35-75 degrees babe!

by hitormissmewiththatgayish October 14, 2019

The Weather Point

The point in a conversation where neither party has anything meaningful to add, so, in an effort to keep the conversation going, one party decides to mention the weather.

Party X: Yeah, so... uhh... nice weather we're having today, heh?

Party Y: Well, it appears we've reached the weather point.

by Living Ass May 19, 2021

weather ego

A term invented by the YouTube non-content creator, Crendor. Used when someone brags about how they live in a more harsh environment.

Guy 1: Wow, it's really cold here, it's 30 degrees.
Guy 2: But that's not even cold! Where I'm from, it is regularly -40 degrees.
Guy 1: Dude, your weather ego is showing.

by Maps67 December 8, 2016

weather people

people who lie every time and still keep their job.

Weather people: it will rain today (no rain for 4 days)

by the real truth about the world September 26, 2018

kentucky weather

Chaotic

Wednesday: high of -16
Thursday: high of 800

Why, Billy, ain’t that just some Kentucky weather

by yeeyeeyeezys June 14, 2019