feasible weasel

The most annoying thing/person on the planet, Does not know when to stop talking, Inappropriate in every situation imaginable.

'That guy is feasible weasel'

by Dubstep Forum User September 25, 2007

Weasel punch

The act of smacking or otherwise hitting someone(specifically in the face) with a hairbrush.

Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.

by Editorial Salmon January 8, 2012

Weasel Snoop

Verb: to probe or explore, without consent, an anus or crevice similar to a weasel searching for food.

I swear woman if you don't do the dishes I'm going to weasel snoop you.

by not yos April 13, 2011

Basin Weasel

Poop that lays on the side of the toilet that is not easily drawn down when flushed.

Did you see that basin weasel in there? I tried peeing on it and flushing it and it’s still there.

by Hamdog420 August 25, 2021

anal weasel

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.

Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"

by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016

Weasel Tamer

One who is good at getting their ways with men, especiall in sexual matters but not always.

Damn, cara is being such a weasel tamer today. she has bob, jim, and dave wrapped around her finger.

cait is now the official weasel tamer, seeing as how she just broke up with her boyfriend

by Hanban March 13, 2005

weasel in trousers

a lesbian "player", generally of the more androgynous gender presentation and very charismatic.

Shane from the L-word is clearly a weasel in trousers.

by AuntF October 16, 2010