mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.
If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!
by kackackackac December 13, 2009
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Bush Wacker

A person who is ferocious and plays aggressively. Often in basketball getting many steals.
Wow, Andrew got 7 steals in three minutes!

*every one chants bush wacker*
by B U S H W A C K E R December 12, 2019
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Patty wacker

A beast on the football field that no one can guard.
Man that dude sure is a patty wacker
by Patty wacker May 11, 2022
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dildo wacker

Wack my dildo daddy
Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker
by Daddy Dildo wacker March 16, 2017
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whistle wacker

A very tight and gently placed vagina and cliterois
You have a very nice whistle wacker
by SMOK-fistinies January 20, 2018
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wacker packer

basically the grand canyon of whores.
My sister is the biggest wacker packer I have ever met.
by MC² August 30, 2020
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Quack-wacker

A man/woman you masturbates to ducks.
"You probably like to jerk off to ducks. You're a Quack-wacker".
by JuliusSneezer November 30, 2016
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