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mike wisowski

ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes
mike wisowski is cool
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Christopher Wistopher 

Christopher Wistopher is a 57 year old male philosopher who is often named as the 'Father of Wistory', due to his significant additions to science and human thought.
as a wise man once said
When in doubt, whip it out.
-Christopher Wistopher

sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for
Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.
sampson's last wish by widget master September 29, 2020

Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom 

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.
Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.
Unconventional wisdom acquired the hard way
Experience is the mother of wisdom. Bad experience is the mother of wisdoh. D'oh
Wisdoh by NoMoreGoodUsernames November 14, 2010

Whitney Wisconsin 

A dirty white bitch who enjoys fucking dogs and has earned a name for herself on the internet as one of the dirtiest bitches if all time
Yo that bitch Whitney Wisconsin will fuck your dog raw