Wiener Slave

1. One who obsessively fascinates over a man's wiener.

2. A slave to another's wiener.

3. A greeting term.

Hey, that man over there is a wiener slave!

Whats up wiener slave, hows it going?

by G.W. Boone May 2, 2011

wiener fight

A wiener fight is just a fight until death using nothing but a hot dog, or your own erect pork sword.

Usually wiener fight occurs when when someone sharts on someone, the only way to settle it is with a wiener fight.

Back in the 1800s wiener fighting was very popular in the Kingdom ruled by a queen named Laqueefa.

Saphfire just sharted on me! This calls for a WIENER FIGHT!

"Dude last night's wiener fight was intense"

by Queefie August 15, 2009

touching wieners

when two guys touch their hot dogs together.

"Hey homosexual man, I would love to touch my steaming pork sausage against your somewhat smaller hot dog." "Sure thing buddy. I would love to be touching wieners with you."

by Theoriginalarthur November 29, 2013

wiener trap

A sweet, wonderful, tight pretty pussy, twat, cunt muff, hairy clam, snatch, box, or vagina

I have to tell ya.... I used to think that she had a snappin pussy but now I know that it's a sweet little wiener trap..!

by Bigfinger1 April 1, 2008

salena wiener

A girl commonly known for living with 38 cats.

salena wiener

by d4yumx November 24, 2011

dick wiener

An individual who acts like an asshole on purpose to be annoying

This dick wiener on COD won't stop camping.

by Richard W. Iener March 21, 2010

phelpy wiener

a small tiny wiener with a loop in it

Randy: what would you do if you see him
Derek: I would ask to see his phelpy wiener

by derekssisterishot December 16, 2008