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Fuck-ling Viking

A overweight man who bullies his peers and strangers, inferior in size to him.
Has the IQ of a mentally handicapped hamster, and lives in a poorly kept trailer.
"That Fuck-ling Viking grabbed my collar and threatened to beat me up if i don't give him my lunch!"
"OMG! That Fuck-ling Viking sat on my dog and killed it!"
by Salpex Suplex May 15, 2016
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Jake The Viking

Omg it's Jake The Viking, give him string cheese.
by anonymous May 5, 2021
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Viking Head Butt

When you are fucking a chick in the ass, and right when you are about to cum, you chop off her head, and quickly burn down their house, then ejaculate on the remains.
by Walkerlol Texaslol Rangerlol February 2, 2009
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Viking Horn

When you use the empty paper towel roll and stick It in your partners butt and blow into it like a battle horn.
Hey babes we’re out of paper towels…. Time sound sound the battle cry! Bend over cuz someone’s getting Viking horned tonight!!!
by Mike Unterts July 11, 2021
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Viking Betch

1. Another way to say fucking bitch but sounding alot nicer and funnier.
2. Arizona Slang
That Viking Betch just stole my wallet
by Mskrtu August 18, 2008
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Viking

A term used to describe something that is just simply so amazing that you can't contain yourself and other descriptive words such as, 'Awesome, Cool, Wicked and Fantastic' just won't cut it.
Viking
by Madame Candy November 2, 2010
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viking swig

To drink so messily that foam is left all in the beard, giving the impression of a hale pillager
Dude, wipe your face. Your viking swig was a bit much.
by indrabar December 6, 2007
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