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Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra

Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra is a part of the Team Fortress 2 OST and is used towards the end of the Meet the Spy promotional video. It is a relatively simple song that progressively builds up fear and/or suspense as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds-Wait this was about Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra, not the FitnessGram Pacer Test. Anyway, let's get back to the point.
Ahem. Gentlemen.
I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhmm!
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
...And a knife!
Ooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you! Ow! No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I assure you that they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building.
What're you, president of his fan club?
No... That would be your mother!
What the-
*Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra intensifies*
Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
This Spy has already breached our defenses...
Sentry down!
You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he could be any one of us...
Raus, raus! (gasp) Nein.
He could even be in this very room. He could be you. He could be me. He could even b-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What? It was obvious! He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now. Annnny second... See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood.
So we still got problem...
Big problem...
So, who's ready to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
(Team Fortress 2 ending flourish plays, with stabs punctuating the beat)
*Petite Chou-Fleur by Valve Studios Orchestra plays*
Ah, ma petite chou-fleur.
(RED Spy walks away with BLU team's intelligence in tow; fade to black)
by ImaginaryNeon (real) November 5, 2022
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Valve

to delay something and/or anything for long amounts of time.
OMG Half-Life 2 was DELAYED AGAIN!!!!
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Foofer valve

A highly technical description of an electrical part that is unknown
Techo 1: Hey, why isn't that working?
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Thank goodness my SFS valve was fully functional when my leaky faucet nearly led to a sharting incident!
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pet cock valve

The valve at the bottom of your car's radiator
"Open the pet cock valve to drain the coolant"
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valedictorian

the smartest,lonliest person in a graduating class. when someone tries for valedictorian, they lose all their friends.in their spare time, these valadictorians do homework, read, and play hackysack with and occasional guitar break.
girl one: wow look at that kid playing hacky sakc
girl 2: ew i know....hes valedictorian
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spankter valve

The asshole on a woman. The valve that opens and closes when a woman takes a dump.
Last night I greased up Lynch's mammy and fucked her right up her "spankter valve"
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