Vespasian

A Vietnamese female who is a terrible driver and road hog. A late 20's early 30's year old Vietnamese woman with an office job, eyeglasses, nice clothing who drives around Hanoi or Ho Chi Minh City on a stylish Vespa, Piaggio, or a clone. The bike is way to big for her and she cannot control it even at normal speed. In stop and go traffic of dodgy rush hour traffic she is a hazard to all.

During rush hour the Hanoi streets are now clogged with Vespasian in short skirts trying to balance on their tiny wheels.

by Juan B Tong March 25, 2013

Vespid

A man who sits on his Xbox, and cracks jokes that he thinks are funny.

That man is such a Vespid.

by Abbabbabba July 27, 2012

vespar

Used to describe a person who likes to fuck sumo wrestlers & roll around in their feces.

He's so vespar.

by Leedleedlee March 18, 2014

vespinity

Used to describe the area within the travelling distance of a scooter (Vespa)
Vespa+vicinity=vespinity

Wendy's is too far to walk to, but it's still in the vespinity.

by Chris Fearing August 30, 2007

vispa

a bug eyed mosguito looking child.

kevin:wow look at morris hes such a vispa him and his bug eyes
junior:yea we should get him some help for that
morris:buzz buzz

by kevin guzman January 10, 2008

Vestas

Something that seemingly takes an eternity or is extremely boring.

Can be an adjective as used to describe an event, or a noun, meaning an event of extreme boredom or length.

Based off of the Greek Goddess Vesta, who sat in front of a fire all day taking care of the fire, for eternity.

When I realized I had to pick up all of the walnuts in the back yard, I knew it would be a vestas.

"Dude, that video was totally a vestas."

by QuadWhore May 12, 2010

Vespuccate

To prove a morherfucker wrong.

Christopher Columbus died thinking he had discovered a Western route to Asia. Amerigo Vespucci proved his ass wrong. Amerigo Vespucci vespuccated Christopher Columbus.

by ColumbiaLion January 11, 2015