urban dictionary

The most accurate dictionary you'll ever find.

i am an urban dictionary, everyone is!

by Barackolli Obama July 16, 2017

urban dictionary

a dictionary website that used to be useful but is now only used by teens who are procrastinating.

person 1: what r u doing rn
person 2: i'm bored so i'm looking at random definitions on urban dictionary
person 1: k have fun nErd

by TheRealSlamB36 February 10, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The place where you find funny definitions on mugs too 'expensive' for you...

Me: searches on the urban dictionary for this definition
also me: sees the mug

the urban dictionary: $25

broke me:

by imbored1999 April 22, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website overrun by the mentally unstable that wasn’t even a good concept to begin with. Half of the definitions have to do with sex. I’m surprised there’s so many ways to be a complete pervert to someone. I thought a slurpy was a type of food/drink not a traumatizing sex trick that’s sure to get your boyfriend to dump you. Here are some other things you’ll find on this god awful website:

People who don’t know how to spell

People who are fueled by dead wrong stereotypes on Asians, or any other ethnicity except American.

People who are cruel to all sexualities and gender identities except for people who are straight or who keep their original gender identities

Hmm, I need a definition on a word. I know! I’ll look it up on Urban Dictionary. I didn’t know it was a gross way to have sex. Wow, these people hate Asians and gays. I think I’ll look it up on Wikipedia instead

by QuackityHQsucks June 29, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Yes

Urban Dictionary

by Bendew April 7, 2020

Urban dictionary

A place were you go when ur bored mainly to create definitions like me now or you want to look at sexual references like cookie lmao

I’m gonna go to the website urban dictionary son you have problems ik

by BoredTags January 22, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A internet site where you can make and post your own definitions, then for some reason they get rejected.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen the Urban Dictionary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I always get rejected."

by Idiot801 November 9, 2016