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internet trucker

Larry: Hey Leon, I just bought some underwear from the internet, they were worn by an internet hooker!!

Leon: Damn Larry, you an internet trucker.
by CryingJesusHobo February 14, 2013
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Truckers Rivet

When you hold a poo in for so long when long haul trucking that the poo starts to form a head like a rivet for the constant pounding
I’ve been holding on to this shit for so long its become a truckers rivet.

If I hold on to this shit any longer I’ll need a claw hammer to pull out this truckers rivet
by Bobonthis1 July 22, 2021
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beef trucker

A name you call a friend when they have won a competition with you, or otherwise exerted their superiority over you.
You beat me at tennis, you beef trucker!

rat turd meanie
by Lehuanani Kalua'u June 29, 2010
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Trucker stew

A combination of methamphetamines, cocaine, and red bull.
If I don't make myself a bowl of trucker stew I'll never stay up to study for the exam.
by Drock79 July 17, 2016
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truckers lunch

A sausageroll with tomato sauce and a chocolate oak from a servo. Usually costs about 12 bucks.
Had to pop into a servo and grab a truckers lunch, everything else was closed from corona virus
by Insashable March 23, 2020
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Belgian Trucker

A sexual act where the woman, on all fours, crawls backwards while beeping, and docks with the man's penis (fifth wheel). The woman then clinches and tries to tow the man around the room.
My wife and I enjoyed a Belgian Trucker last night.
by Ricardo Honesto February 27, 2017
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Trucker Spray

The chunky remnants of a butt burst dryed on the Thunder Mug upper bowl (and sometimes lid) at your local truck stop.
"I'm not using that restroom Dad, it has Trucker Spray all over it!"
by Yotoole October 1, 2019
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