Tristan

A fat ass white dude who walks around his school with his airpods and iphone X and complains how stressful his life is because he only got to eat 4 donuts instead of 9. He is very shit at video games, especially first person shooters.

"Fuck off you Tristan"
"You sound like Tristan"

by Gridlum.XTN March 11, 2019

Tristan

Generally, they will be nice guys, some specimens will be dickholes.

In highschool, Tristan M. was pretty cool, but Tristan S. is a sack of shit.

by Dongleicious April 30, 2019

Tristan

Tristan, big dick medium size nose and mostly plays video games.
Usually has Brown or Black hair. Doesn't have much arm-pit hair.

Girl 1: Who's that guy with brown hair.
Girl 2: His name is Tristan.
Girl 1: Hes a decent guy, but he never goes outside.
Girl 2: True, heard he picked his nose in Grade 4.

by ayyliennn January 22, 2016

Tristan

Tristans are usually lanky arseholes and the biggest pricks you'll ever meet in your life, he takes cock like a champ and sucks so much dick his mouth smells like semen, he usually plays rainbow six siege and gets carried in it by Tylers, his wittiness is next to none but he likes it up the bum.

girl 1: Tristan is gay
girl 2: such a prick

by CNACERMHFUWHFUFW June 20, 2018

Tristan

Self-righteous, manipulative asshole who deals with his insecurities by tooling girls.

Girl 1: My heart is broken!
Girl 2: Tristan?
Girl 1: How did you know?
Girl 2: It happened to me too.

by Victom by Tristans May 31, 2011

tristan

he can be the most attractive person ever but when you figure out his personality.. .it just ruins everything. He'll like you, but if he finds a better girl he'll push you to the side and forget you were even there. He'll call you nasty names and he'll even go for your bestfriend OR EVEN YOUR SISTER! He's a huge player and lies alot so watch out for tristan.

Friend: Hey tristan! up for hanging out today?
Tristan: nahh im grounded!

Friend: okay bye then

*tristan invites girls over*

by Romeo&JuliNOT March 15, 2013

Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022