Tony

Tony is a don who owns the whole world including ur mom.He is the real Playboy.Not even ur boy Johnny Sins can compare to the amount of nuts he’s busted.He is sexy intelligent pimp/druglord who shits gold and eats diamonds for breakfast.Be AWARE he will kill you if you fuck with his money and girls .Last time he had the Queen of England sucking his dick because he was “bored”.

Person 1: You don’t want to fuck with me I know Big Tony

Person 2: Nooo it cannot be I am internally in debt and have to put my house on mortgage.

by L.Dotz715 March 16, 2020

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Tony is a wild beast from East Asia. He mainly feeds of beans and kidney stones. He loves to eat a tiger.

He is such a Tony

by krazycreations June 4, 2020

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The name of 50% of Italian-American men. The other 50% are named Joe. The Italian immigrants couldn’t speak English, so when asked for their names, they just read the sign “To NY.”

Joe: Hold up, someone’s late to da Mazzarella family reunion! Is it Memaw?
Bella: It must be Tony! Remember, he has to drive here all the way from Tottenville.

by tatsuyaaa June 17, 2020

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A sexy, inteligent, funny, and all around amazing guy to be around. When he falls in love there's no going back and will do anything to keep his girl. Amazing in and out of bed. Sweat person.

That Tony kid is so sexy.

He loves her. He must be a Tony.

by trueresults.com December 18, 2016

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Usually a ball licker. Likes taking it from behind from his roomates. Most likely lives off of ramen noodles and moldy grape juice. He is equivalent to the direct-tv Rob Lowe that ends up in a roadside ditch.

Tony and dirty mike and the boys will be in the red prius outside the gay bar.

by jklol@tony July 16, 2016

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