Hey Sam, Each drink has Bottle Rules. The Jack Daniels Bottle rules are, you must include a toast to Jack himself. The Makers Mark must be drank while naked. Each Shot of Wild Turkey must be accompanied with a text to your Mom. You have to take your shirt off when drinking Cuervo.
by DSeanK January 16, 2015
Get the Bottle Rulesmug. A soda or water bottle filled with water used for cleaning ones ass after taking a shit, they are sometimes left in the bathroom, similar to a bidets purpose. Generally used by arabs because they are not fond of toilet paper to say the least.
by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009
Get the booty bottlemug. Whe you want to start off a new bottle of liquor right. Prior to opening every one who will be partaking in the 1st shot taps the "bottom" of of the bottle. Its almost like a luck thing or blessing the bottle.
by Momma luvs Cat December 24, 2016
Get the Tappin' the Bottlemug. When full it contains "the best stuff on earth" but empty, it becomes the perfect mobile urinal when stuck in your car.
by Skippy Bravo June 29, 2008
Get the snapple bottlemug. When a bottle of lotion, toothpaste, or other product that comes in a bottle, wont come out and you have to squeeze it with your hands really hard for it to come out. Usually when its down to the last drop. You have to just keep pushing and squeezing but it will come out eventually.
Guy 1: I cant get the ketchup out of this stupid bottle
Guy 2: dude give it to me *takes bottle*
Guy 1: i don't know if you can its constipated
Guy 2: *grunt* your right its a constipated bottle
Guy 2: dude give it to me *takes bottle*
Guy 1: i don't know if you can its constipated
Guy 2: *grunt* your right its a constipated bottle
by ThatsHot95 May 13, 2010
Get the Constipated Bottlemug. "Ladies" who hang around the VIP area in a club to get free drinks when they didn't have to pay to get into the club in the first place.
Watch out papi, here comes those bottle bitches that are always looking for free drinks. Don't look at those mootches or they will think we are interested and they will invite their free-loading asses over to drink our liquor . . .this bottle was $300 bucks.
by roycebo November 18, 2007
Get the bottle bitchesmug. when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench
joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis
by neez/roddie September 2, 2004
Get the bottled suprisemug.