The approximate day, each year, when health insurance deductibles have been met, and patients can get medical treatment for drastically less out of pocket expenses. During this time of year, hospitals see a large increase in business, as surgeries, mri's and other large medical procedures are then scheduled as more patients meet their deductible. On Red Thursday, the blood begins to flow as the surgeons begin to cut. It derives from the term Black Friday, but in a medical context.
That ER visit met my deductible so today is my Red Thursday. I'm going to get that MRI I've been putting off, those injections in my knee, these moles removed, and that surgery to fix that disk in my back.
by Akopian Atrebates October 16, 2019
When you don't have any alcohol on a Thursday night to celebrate Thirsty Thursday, but you have weed. So instead you just smoke a ton.
Guy#1: Hey it's Thirsty Thursday...lets get wasted!
Guy#2: Nah man, Toked Thursday... LET'S GET GEEKED UP!!!
Guy#2: Nah man, Toked Thursday... LET'S GET GEEKED UP!!!
by sum kidd January 27, 2011
by 2fadeddanza September 29, 2022
Hey do you think Marcy smells like sunflowers on Thursdays?
Yeah definitely. I saw her kissing a girl last week!
Yeah definitely. I saw her kissing a girl last week!
by The Aware One May 05, 2023
by The mystery machine March 12, 2020
Because Wyoming does not exist, a Thursday in Wyoming can't exist due to the transitive property of equality. Therefore, a Wyoming Thursday is a date that doesn't exist.
Person 1 "My work schedule is weird, they have me coming in for the 31st of November"
Person 2 "Bet they have you in for Wyoming Thursday as well"
Person 2 "Bet they have you in for Wyoming Thursday as well"
by FloatinTabl December 09, 2021
by ProfessorLobot August 31, 2018