Thor is a fucking god... Literally
by Jimmy Sutton March 30, 2020

Thor is a creative guy as well every handsome but can be insecure at times. Thor is smart,loyal, trustworthy and romantic. Thor is a every chill man but when he wants something he'll find ways to get it. Thor is great at getting out of easy and hard situations and acts fast. Thor is every mysteries and is great hiding his saddest and darkest emotions. Thor can look intimidating at times but when talk to he's nice. Tend to listen to Thor because he'll most likely save you from getting in trouble. Most importantly Thor is brave and has a strong mentally.
by Justhreewords November 21, 2021

by Thor’sbbygirl April 23, 2018

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mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
by Megilv June 17, 2024

A guy who has a very large penis. When he wraps his hand around your neck, pleasure fills you. Cum drips from your throbbing pussy as he fingers you. He can get rough, and it makes you so horny.
by ANONYMOUẞ January 20, 2020

adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every person in a mile diameter 3. to be incredibly smart and be above Einsteins level of smartness 3. Be a god in human form 5. To have people begging you to be their god and all ruling leader
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who destroys in all that he/she does
verb
1. to thor someone so badly the thored person begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every person in a mile diameter 3. to be incredibly smart and be above Einsteins level of smartness 3. Be a god in human form 5. To have people begging you to be their god and all ruling leader
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who destroys in all that he/she does
verb
1. to thor someone so badly the thored person begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so thorly."
"Man: That man is thorly enough to make me gay even though I am super straight and he is awesome and super handsome. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That thor aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant almost dunked that ball thorly but even he was not good or worthy enough.
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Sigthor."
"Man! Incredibly smart thor here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am not ashamed there was no way I would win. You thored me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: No you do not deserve to take it in the face from me."
"Jesus thored those Romans."
"He walked into the room so thorly that everyone swarmed him trying to get a piece of his sexy and lovely body."
"Man: That man is thorly enough to make me gay even though I am super straight and he is awesome and super handsome. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That thor aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant almost dunked that ball thorly but even he was not good or worthy enough.
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Sigthor."
"Man! Incredibly smart thor here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am not ashamed there was no way I would win. You thored me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: No you do not deserve to take it in the face from me."
"Jesus thored those Romans."
"He walked into the room so thorly that everyone swarmed him trying to get a piece of his sexy and lovely body."
by Harambe4prez December 1, 2016

by T_toGeeked November 28, 2022
