theater ass

That painful feeling you get in your ass muscles when sitting for a very long time. Usually the result of long gaming sessions or Harry Potter films.

Cam: "I'm not gonna be able to sit down tomorrow, dude"
Matt: "Why not?"
Cam: "Transformers 3 gave me the worst theater ass. I'm gonna have to get my mom to rub Bengay on it before bed."
Matt: "Oh iite"

by RagingNipple September 8, 2011

battleblock theater

a game made by the behemoth

guy 1: do you know battleblock theater
guy 2: yea it is a very epic game

by ticorza August 15, 2021

Moorestown Theater Company

A theater company in the town of moorestown. Met friends lowkey thriving. 3 stars

What’s the best theater company in the world?

Moorestown Theater Company!

by mtclover2003 July 2, 2022

Theater Guy

1. A guy who is in theater.

2. A guy who partakes in musical theater(often high school) and is gay.

3. An extremely annoying and girly guy who is in musical theater.

4. A guy who is in musical theater and refuses to admit he is gay when all symptoms of homosexuality are valid.

Guy 1: "Wow!, this guy is in theater and is so girly, yet he claims he's straight?!"

Girl 1: "Well duh, he's a theater guy!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Guy 1: "This guy I know takes theater and is the biggest bitch, god he acts like a fruitcake."

Guy 2: "Hmmm, are you familiar with a theater guy?"

Guy 1: "Oh! It all makes sense now...."

by TheMaster. January 16, 2010

dollar theater

a strip club

me: What are you doing tonight?
my friend: I'm going to the dollar theater, you coming?
me: Hell yeah

by JGuy The Great! March 23, 2011

Teaneckian

A hicksville-man, additional traits comprised of being an A-hole and a self-righteous jack*ss

That Teaneckian doesn't care much about anybody else's misfortune, and cannot ride a subway for the life of him.

by Jack Noir June 2, 2009

Thane

Thane’s are usually very cute and funny people. It can be hard to see it but they secretly have a really soft side. They wouldn’t hurt a fly. Thane’s usually have soft brown eyes and light brown hair. They are tall and they always have a good sense of style. Their hands are soft and gentle and if you are lucky enough to hold them then cherish that moment forever. Thane is goofy and caring. He will always be there to hug you or make you laugh. Thane’s are funny, loyal, loving, caring, smart, & competitive. They are smart but only do their math homework when they want to. They call cats rotisserie chickens, especially naked ones. They seem to love animals and their company. Thane has a friendly and sweet smile and personality. They love to hangout with their friends and families and they are always the life of the party. You are lucky to have a thane as a friend. Never let them go.

Thane is the best friend you could ever ask for.

by I secretly like you October 2, 2021