uncle kyle

A man that will side with women against men on any issues, often condemning his own gender in the hopes of gaining female approval. The phrase was first used in the show South Park by Leopold "Butters" Stotch.

It's okay to be proud of being a man, don't let some Uncle Kyle tell you differently.

by Zoidberg's bitch April 27, 2020

Jimmie's Uncle

When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.

We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.

by FerrariSA September 25, 2009

Uncle Nole

The gross uncle you were never told you had. He makes bad jokes and often links them to his unnamed ex-wife. Said jokes usually only get one laugh.

(Uncle Nole is a character by Noel Miller)

"Who let Uncle Nole in the house again?"

by Gay Man #3 April 8, 2019

Uncle Scrote

The alpha male of the scrote class. All the qualities of a regular scrote magnified by other qualities such as, urinating on friends furniture, getting in fights with scrotes of the lower class, sleeping in a car for hours on end, stealing alcohol from their place of work, and being intoxicated at times of inconvenience.

Brendon is no average scrote, hes Uncle Scrote.

by The real Uncle Scrote October 18, 2011

Uncle’s Touch

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.

I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

deadly uncle

Rez slang for any older man who is physically attractive

Rez Girl: Hohhh, did you see that Deadly Uncle ober dare!?

by Peter Talking Backwards July 10, 2020

Michael-uncle

A person who is older than 40, has never been married or had children and is still living with his parents or in the old house of them.

The female form is "Michaela-aunts".

Last weekend I visited my Michael-uncle. Every Sunday my Michael-uncle is eats dinner with us.

by DjGamba December 14, 2021